1. Step One: Spend most of your career as a beloved and dominant member of the Boston Red Sox.
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Like say Kevin Youkilis.
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2. Step Two: Sign a deal to play with the New York Yankees.
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Like Kevin Youkilis did.
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3. Step Three: Show up to spring training and on the first day, say this:
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Like Kevin Youkilis did.
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4. Because most New Yorkers will hear this:
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H/T Wallace Matthews at ESPN New York.
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