How To Write ESPN's Ridiculous General Sports Tweets

Say something "everyone does." Like this:

... especially if you follow ESPN

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Or this:

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Mix in a joke about a popular event

Look the Oscars are happening please love us.

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...Or, awww, Valentine's Day

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Day of the week + sports =

it's friday, friday

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Something utterly incomprehensible and throw in a #hashtag

220 people apparently do that, orrrrr...?

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Remember high school?

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Ugh the WORST

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You're just like sports people!

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Reading this whole list has gotten me pretty depressed...

Oh, thanks, ESPN.

(Disclaimer: this is impossible if you're a Mets fan)

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