Saturday, 16 February 2013

9 Things That Can Happen In One Song According To Disney

1. You can find a man.

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2. Or become one.

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3. You can get built.

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4. Or get building.

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5. You can change your species.

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6. Or admit you're not attracted to your own species.

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7. Growing up doesn't even take a whole song.

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8. Which makes sense since you can travel the world in less than three minutes.

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9. And of course, you can always just take over the world.

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HOWEVER:


There are some things you can't do.

Like force the gypsy woman to love you.

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Or kiss the damn girl.

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Bonus Non-Disney! You can remember why Communism sucks.

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