You Know You've Had Too Much To Drink When...

Now that's drunk!

You know you've had too much to drink when police have to hold your head up for you in a mug shot, because you are too drunk to do it yourself. Seriously, what do you tell the judge in a case like that. How do you attempt to plead not guilty, when you are drunker than Lindsay Lohan. In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine, but it wasn't for people to get drunk. Be responsible, people.

Website Asks What Song Would You Choose For A Space Jump

In celebration of Felix Baumgartner's historic space jump, the website Music Monday is asking "What Song Would You Choose for a Space Jump?" Me personally, I would choose the song "When The Saints Go Marching In." Then again, considering the theme of the Song is about dying, under the circumstances, I may want to reconsider that Song choice (joking).

The during the entire space jump I would be praying to Jesus telling Him I love him, but not to let me die yet, because I just paid my internet hosting bill, have more articles to write and experiments to finish ect. I can't help but think, if you have issues with bowel irregularity, a space jump would take care of that instantly. The minute you look down while jumping from up there, constipation would be a thing of the past (and so would you if you panicked).

Side Bar: wasn't there a song from the Michael Jordan movie "Space Jam" called "Space Jam." The title would be right for this occasion.

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Music Monday: What Song Would You Choose for a Space Jump?