Friday, 12 April 2013

Lionel Messi Vs. A Robot Goalie: Who You Got?

Argentina's Lionel Messi is the best soccer player in the world. This is a fact.

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Image by Christian Hartmann / Reuters

Meanwhile, engineers in Japan built a robotic goalie with a motion-sensing device embedded in its head. It eats soccer balls for breakfast.

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What happens when you pit the two against each other, in a battle forfútbol supremacy? One Japanese game show dared to find out.

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What is that, a few yards away? Piece of cake.

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But the mighty Messi was beat back. First blood goes to ROBOT OVERLORD.

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What an embarrassment for humanity.

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All seemed lost.

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Even Messi couldn't believe this turn of events.

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Hope seemed remote heading into Round 2.

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And Messi fails again! SKYNET REINCARNATE!

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Might be time to seek out other life-sustaining planets!

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But hedid hit the post, so maybe this ball-gobbling automaton can be beaten after all.

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Going into Round 3, Messi (and the hope of our very survival) had no margin for error. One more miss and he'd be toast.

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Messi steadied himself, hopes and dreams of all civilization resting on his shoulders ...

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... and HE SCORES! ¡GOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

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The robot's weakness has been found!

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In Messi we trust!

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But like any soulless robot, this goalie was unflappable. The score didn't even seem to faze him.

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Also, apparently, Messi had only sent the contest into overtime. One shot for all the marbles.

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AND IT'S A GOAL!!! Eat it, Cyberdyne!!!

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Fly away, Lionel Messi! You've saved us all from a lifetime of robot-led oppression.

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Golazo? ¡Por supuesto!

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In the end, Messi was deemed the "winner," but the robot goalie will be back.

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Oh, itwill be back.

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