Wednesday, 27 February 2013
Pattie Mallette Talking About Justin's New 'X' Tattoo
Justin Bieber‘s mother, Pattie Mallette, appeared on WLNY-TV’s The Couch Wednesday morning. During the interview, host Carolina Bermudez asked Mallette what she thought of the new ink on her son’s forearm.
Mallette admitted she had noticed her son’s new body art just moments before the show started, but she was unsure if it was a new tattoo or not.
She said
“See, sometimes I find out things like this…the same way as everyone else,”
“I saw that like seriously five minutes before I came on [The Couch],” she said. “I was looking at something and I said, ‘Is that a new tattoo?’”
Justin Bieber Coming To Oman On May 6,2013.
Stephen Curry Attacks The Foot-Taller Roy Hibbert In Crazy NBA Brawl
1. Late in Tuesday's Pacers-Warriors game in Indiana, Roy Hibbert roughly posted up on David Lee in the paint.
2. Lee didn't take kindly to that, and he gave Hibbert a nice shove to show his displeasure. Then Hibbert shoved back, and it was all downhill from there.
3. It didn't take long for all 10 players to collapse on Lee and Hibbert. And the 6'3" Stephen Curry decided it was a good idea to grab on to the 7'2" Roy Hibbert. It did not end well.
4. Gahhhhhhhhhhhhh.
5. Curry went at Hibbert again. Reminder: Roy Hibbert is 11 inches taller and 95 pounds heavier than Stephen Curry. Hibbert brushes him off like dandruff.
6. And then, in the contemporary version of the NBA's worst nightmare, the players all spill into the stands.
7. Here's another angle that shows you just how close to the sidelines, and spectators, that this fight took place.
8. The fight pretty much peaks when Lance Stephenson, David West, and Paul George push Steph Curry and Andris Biedrins onto a bunch of bystanders.
In total,
9. Here are the results: techs for Klay Thompson, Stephen Curry, and David West, and an ejection for Roy Hibbert. Hibbert and Lee have both been suspended one game by the league.
Watching this, you can't help but think back to the Malice at the Palace, when Pacers players had altercations with fans in the Pistons' arena in Michigan. This time, though, it happened in Indiana, and fans weren't directly involved in the conflict.
10. Check out the video of the whole thing, plus aftermath, below. You can hear and see the refs rewatching the fight and discussing who should be called for what, which is very cool.
Video available at:Visit the source: http://www.buzzfeed.com/ktlincoln/stephen-curry-attacks-the-foot-taller-roy-hibbert-in-crazy-n
Article author: ktlincoln
Athlete Instagrams Ridiculous List Of Rules For Dating An Athlete
1. So, J.R. Smith, he of "You Trying To Get The Pipe" fame, Instagrammed this list of rules for "dating an athlete" the other day. They are enlightening.
2. Here they are, written out for easier reading:
- always be there for them <3
- accept the fact they are always busy :(
- please them when needed :x
- don't stress them out! o_o
- support their decisions & actions
- be they're number 1 fan [camera] :) [clapping hands]
- massage them when they're sore
- don't nag at them after practice or a game
- cater to them after practice
- keep in mind your more important when you prove to them you can handle everything they do
- motivate them to do better
- & most of all love & be there for them even if they don't succeed or fail, it's when they need you most <3 [indecipherable smiley] [praying hands]
A few observations:
1) Instagramming the Notes app is hilarious and should be roundly encouraged.
2) "Accept the fact that they are always busy" is basically the equivalent of a Deal With It GIF.
3) "Please them when needed :x" is just so unsettling.
4) "Massage them when they're sore" is both hilariously specific to athletes and also a weird request. Don't you guys have professional massage therapists?
5) The use of the word "nag" kind of leaves a weird misogynistic tint to the whole thing. (Apart from the misogyny of everything else, of course.) I mean, ideally, nobody is nagging anyone, right?
6) "Cater to them." "Sir, I've set up the buffet near the stairs, and there's shrimp cocktail by the bathroom."
7) If you follow these rules, you will be more important, so follow these rules. OK!
4. FYI: It doesn't sound like whoever's following these rules is looking for a girlfriend. It sounds like they're looking for one of these:
Previously: How To Handle A Twitter Sex Scandal: NBA Weirdo Edition
h/t: Chase Hoffberger at The Daily Dot
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Article author: ktlincoln
The Untold Story Of Mr. Rogers And Koko The Gorilla
One day, long ago, in a land far far away, I think it was California...
2. There was a man.
3. And there was a gorilla.
4. The man and the gorilla had one of those rare, special bonds.
5. A bond that was both physical.
6. And spiritual.
7. Everyone was happy for the two of them...
8. ... everyone except The Lady In The Ugly Khaki Vest.
9. The Lady In The Ugly Khaki Vest tried time and time again to break them up.
10. "You are a gorilla. He is a man. This will never work," The Lady In The Ugly Khaki Vest said.
11. "WE WILL WORK! WE WILL WORK!," the man said (because gorillas can't speak duh).
12. And so whatever, they cuddled.
13. And tried to ignore that annoying lady in the really ugly baggy khaki vest.
14. And eventually, The Lady In The Ugly Khaki Vest got tired of watching an old man and a gorilla cuddling.
15. So she left.
16. And they lived happily ever after.
17. Until they broke up.
18. The end.
Visit the source: http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-untold-romance-between-mr-rogers-and-koko-the-gorilla
Article author: mjs538
The App That Lets You Fake A One-Night Stand
A new dating app called App Night Stand is, in the words of one of its creators, Siarhei Samuseu, "an alarm clock, but with a twist."
The twist is this: It's an alarm clock that wakes you up at an agreed-upon time along with a Facebook friend (or a "single in your area") who either accepted your invite or sent you one himself. When you DO wake up and look at your phone's screen, it's at a little picture of your faces in bed together, as if you just spent the night hooking up. It's a virtual one-night stand, but without any real involvement of another person, and, for that matter, without any of the actual sex stuff either.
Mostly the app consists of you and a stranger waking up at the same time in your separate homes. And then, if you want, talking about it.
Whoa. Those are some pretty ladies!
App Night Stand asks you to sign in through Facebook (on which it promises never to post without your permission, and why would you give it??) and then select your sex as well as the preferred sex/sexes of your shared alarm buddies. Users can send invites to Facebook-connected "singles" in the area, or invite Facebook friends to set an alarm. The app is a little slow here — it took a few tries before BuzzFeed editor Katie Notopoulos and I were able to get invites through to each other — but it's worth it just to hear the alarm, for which users can select from four options, but for which "Sexy Siren" (which really just sounds like a normal, loud, semi-terrifying siren) seems like the obvious choice.
For anyone who becomes an instant App Night Stand enthusiast, it's important to keep in mind that only your first 30 invites are free. After that you can buy them in amusingly sized packages of 50, 80, or 130 ($0.99, $1.99, and $2.99, respectively). If you are extraordinarily ambitious, you can buyone million invites for $12.99.
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Once you have an invite accepted (or accept one yourself), your App Night Stand alarm will go off at the selected time, and you'll have the option to chat with your virtual hookup. It's there that the apps' users, if they so desire, could attempt to make this weird thing they just did into a genuine dating prospect by exchanging personal information, numbers, and so on. Or you could pretend (after your pretend sex) to make a hasty exit.
It sort of makes you want an app for each and every part of a daily routine as it pertains to every stage of a relationship. HAPPy Hour. Brush-app your teeth together. Appancake breakfast. No, it's not a good idea, I've been thinking about it too long. Sometimes a thing can sound good in your head, but then you write it down and it's only half on paper before you understand that all of it is meaningless.
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Article author: katieheaney







